AFTER SPENDING 2-YEARS AND $32M PROBING THE 2016 ELECTION, DEMS ARE OUTRAGED BY BARR'S DECISION TO LOOK INTO 2020.

Washington, D.C. — There is collective outrage for House and Senate Democrats today, in the wake of Attorney General William Barr's decision to investigate the unmerited allegations of voter fraud in the 2020 election.

"This is absolutely ludicrous", said one Democratic Senator we spoke with on the condition of anonymity. "We are literally taking money away from the American people, which could be used to help those struggling to put food on their tables because of Trump's failure to stop the coronavirus, and we are using it to fund a political circus."

The outrage is understandable. At this point, there is little more than alligations and speculation fueling. Most media outlets have already declared Joe Biden the winner of the 2020 election, so the rest is really just formalities. 

"We already know that Joe Biden won this election. I'm not really sure what the DOJ is trying to do here", said a spokesperson from the DNC. "The efforts being made to undermine the very foundations of our democracy are very alarming. This just proves that all our efforts—over the last 4 years—to ensure that Donald Trump was not reelected were not only valid but necessary."

All this is occurring while many news outlets have been forced to walk back their early calls of Arizona, since President Trump continues to close the gap on Joe Biden's early lead, as precincts continue to report new counts favoring Donald Trump. 

"When we chased Russian collusion and interference in the 2016 election, it was based on solid evidence, not rumors and misinformation", said the spokesperson for the DNC. "The Steele Dossier was not only verified but was also endorsed and corroborated by the FBI, CIA, DIA, DNC, DOJ, DEA,NSA, DOD, DHS, DOE, CID, Obama Administration, and the FISA Court. These allegations, we are hearing about, are coming from a basket of deplorables who will do anything to keep their Racist in Chief in power."

America has chosen to move on and has already embraced the reality of their next President and Vice President. People are dancing in the streets. The stock market is up. Joe Biden has already developed a coronavirus vaccine, and the world is slowly getting back to normal. So, in essence, we are asking the Trump campaign to do the world a favor and move on too.