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Discernment Dies in Hysteria

ALL (3) OF BIDEN'S SUPPORTERS SAY THEY '100% ENDORSE' HIS GUN CONTROL EFFORTS.

4/8/2021

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Washington D.C. (Wokeville Gazette) — As news broke late Wednesday that President Biden would be announcing his plan and proposed measures around gun control—specifically so-called ghost guns—Thursday all three of the President's supporters made efforts to show they stand in solidarity with the President.

"All three of us are behind him all the way", said Jake Johnson one of three active members of the Joe Biden fan club. "We've been with him all the way and we're not turning our backs on him now. We've waited for this moment and we 100% endorse these brave and much-needed gun control measures."

There was actually a lot of excitement amid the group that this day had finally come.

"I'm literally choking back tears right now", said Shirly Williams. "It's an honor to be a part of something so big, especially as a member of a group that is so small. But becasue there are only three of us, the immensity of this victory and the celebration is immeasurable."

The final member of the group, Matías Santiago, was also very excited. "I wasn't sure if this day would ever come. I mean Biden made his promises during the campaign but we kept seeing small turnout at all of his campaign rallies. Trump's rallies were a thousand times bigger than ours and the three of us kept looking at each other like, really? But President Biden assured us that everything was going to be OK and all the pieces were already in place to ensure his victory. So we kept the faith, even amid all the disappointment and to see that we not only won in November but also get to see this campaign promise come to fruition is really quite amazing."

"For the first time in the history of America it may actually become easier to vote than it is to buy a guy", said Johnson. "How can you put a value on something like this? You really can't. We are so proud of the President and we will continue to support him as long as Speaker Pelosi allows him to remain in the Oval Office." 

It's pretty easy to guess how Thursday's announcement will hit the hundreds-of-millions of 2nd Amendment loving Americans, but for now we know that at least three Americans are very excited about this news. 
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