As Biden's Lead Comes Into Question, CNN AND MSNBC Offer to Host Three More Presidential Debates.

Washington, D.C. — Shortly after news broke, this past weekend, that the Biden Campaign warned its supporters 'Donald Trump can still win this race', many within the mainstream media--who have vowed to do whatever it takes to make sure that Trump is never reelected--began brainstorming on what options were still available to secure the victory for President Biden.

"We all saw what happened to Hillary Clinton in 2016. Momentum can shift on a dime, in this country, and victory can never be assured or celebrated until the very last vote is counted", said a representative from CNN. "We have an obligation, as the free press, to do everything in our power to stop tyranny and fascism. Silence is violence and so is objectivity."

What they came up with was a plan to host three more Presidential debates before election night, on November 3rd. The catch: the moderators will be some of the staunchest critics of the President.

"We know how much Donald Trump loves to be seen on television. Instead of letting him play the American people, on his own terms, we decided to change the rules and the game altogether", said a spokesperson from MSNBC. "Most polls have shown that Biden's popularity ticked higher after the first debate with Donald Trump, mostly becasue of the help Chris Wallace offered to him. We saw a similar increase in numbers after Biden was handled with kid gloves, by George Stephanopoulous, while Donald Trump was grilled, interrupted, and battered for 90 minutes by Savannah Guthrie. What this data indicates is, with a little help from his friends in the media, the American voter can be manipulated and influenced into believing Joe Biden is a compassionate, kind, and caring leader who loves America and the American people, while Donald Trump is nothing more than an angry, self-absorbed, raciest, xenophobic fraud who only cares about himself and refuses to denounce white supremacy."

While most polls show Biden with a commanding lead in the race, it is good to see that the DNC, and their allies in the media, have learned from their past mistakes. There is never a good time to let down your guard with Donald Trump. He is a fighter and a closer and he knows how to take advantage of the American people. This will be a punching match until the final bell of the final round, and there is far too much on the line for us to trust everything to Joe Biden. We must partner with him until the bitter end.