BIDEN AND HARRIS CELEBRATE AFTER THE FIRST SUCCESSFUL 'LONG WEEKEND' OF THEIR ADMINISTRATION.

Washington, D.C. (Wokeville Gazette) — It's Tuesday and the world is still turning, which means today is a day to celebrate. It's the first successful long weekend and it does seem that most Americans enjoyed it as much as Vice President Harris hoped they would.

"Though it's true that the long weekend also commemorated the countless Americans who paid the ultimate sacrifice, by giving their lives for the freedoms Americans enjoy every day", said one representative from the Vice Presidents office. "We really didn't want Memorial Day to be a distraction from what we felt was even more important; namely, a nice long happy weekend".

President Biden is also feeling very good about this past weekend. His hopes were for people to "stay cool" and it does appear that the weather decided to cooperate, as most of America saw cooler than average temperatures.

"It was more than likely the nice weather coupled with the long weekend that allowed most Americans to truly enjoy their long weekend", said Dan Anderson a political commentator for The Wokeville Gazette. "I'm sure President Biden and Vice President Harris are both very excited to see a success in the first long weekend of their administration. There is a lot of pressure on politicians to deliver tangible results for inconsequential things. Americans seem to care less and less about the foundation of their country, the freedoms they have, and what it cost so many men and women—throughout history—to protect and defend it. The many success stories from this past weekend of BBQs, boat rides, excess drinking, and fun are all the evidence the Biden/Harris administration need to mark this as a success".

"Mission Accomplished", tweeted President Biden early Tuesday morning. And from the looks of it, he is correct. The world is still spinning, President Trump is still banned on social media platforms, and most Americans jumped right back into the mess of arguing on Facebook, making everything political, and doing all they can to boil the majority of Americas issues down to racism or various kinds of discrimination.