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Discernment Dies in Hysteria

BIDEN: "I PROMISED I WOULDN'T SPY ON AMERICANS, I NEVER PROMISED THE NSA WOULDN'T DO IT FOR ME."

6/29/2021

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Washington, D.C. (Wokeville Gazette) — President Biden facing backlash after Fox News reported, on Monday, that host Tucker Carlson was allegedly spied on by Biden's administration.

"Yesterday we heard from a whistleblower within the U.S. government who reached out to warn us that the NSA, the National Security Agency, is monitoring our electronic communications and is planning to leak them in an attempt to take this show off the air," Carlson said during his show. "The whistleblower, who is in a position to know, repeated back to us information about a story that we are working on that could have only come directly from my texts and emails. There’s no other possible source for that information, period."

Carlson went on to say, "The NSA captured that information without our knowledge and did it for political reasons. The Biden administration is spying on us. We have confirmed that."

We reached out to the White House for their response and were told, by a member of Presidents team, that this is all a big misunderstanding.

"Look, the President wants to be clear here", said his spokesperson. "The outlandish allegations that the President spied on Tucker Carlson are simply not true. The President doesn't even own any spy gear and he certainly isn't lurking around people's houses, with his Secret Service officers, trying to eavesdrop on their phone conversations".

We pressed further, reminding Biden's spokesperson that Biden committed—late last month—that he would not spy on reports or seize any of their records, Biden's spokesperson replied, "The President promised he wouldn't do this. However, he never promised that he wouldn't have the NSA do it for him".

That is all the evidence we need to hear. It appears this is simply more Fake News from Fox News.

"If the President has denied any wrongdoing", said the President's spokesperson. "Then we must take him at his word and move on. After all, he is the most popular President in the history of the United States".
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