Democrats, Posing as Russians, posing as Iranians, posing as Proud-Boys are trying to Scare Voters in Swing States.

Washington, D.C. — All is fair in love and politics, or so it would seem. The Director of National Intelligence, John Ratcliffe, along with other U.S. intelligence officials, at a hastily called news conference accused democrats of targeting American voters with faked but menacing emails.

Earlier in the day, it was reported that both Iran and Russia had obtained voter data that could be used to endanger the upcoming election. However, it was also reported that the U.S. Government had already put their most prominent team of mystery solving friends, Mystery Incorporated or Mystery Inc. 18, on the case. After chasing several leads, Scooby Doo and his pals found an abandoned warehouse that was discovered to be the source of these malicious emails. Upon entering the warehouse, they chased one individual for several minutes, through multiple rooms which had been intentionally booby-trapped. After the lone individual was captured and tied up, Fred—the leader of the mystery team—pulled the mask off the individual and discovered him to be none other than Adam Schiff.

"All I really remember saying was, 'Zoinks Scoobs!'", said Shaggy—one of the members of the Mystery Inc. "We were very surprised to see Mr. Schiff under the mask. We honestly assumed it would have been Russian President, Vladimir Putin or Iran's Supreme Leader, Ali Khamenei. To see Representative Schiff was really a shock."

The elaborate plan was very well orchestrated. Democrats, posing as Russians, posing as Iranians, posing as right-wing domestic terrorist Proud-Boys with the explicit intention of scaring democrats into voting.

"We understand the reason why the DNC must stop at nothing to ensure Donald Trump is not reelected, but to go to this level is really quite alarming", said one representative we spoke with from the office of the DNI. "We've seen, for the last four years, that nothing seems to be beneath the dignity of the democrats, but this one really seems to go below the ethical line even we assumed existed."

This certainly is a new level of effort in political gamesmanship. However, to be fair, this is not a normal election. "People need to ask themselves this question: how far is too far when trying to save America from fascism", said a representative of the DNC we spoke with off-the record. "How could Democrats live with ourselves, if we failed to do everything we could to stop Donald Trump? He's a threat to our National Security and the very foundations of America. So, the question we should be asking isn't how far is too far, but rather, what are we willing to risk to defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic. We are truly in the fight of our lives and we care so much for the American people, that we're really willing to risk it all to save them from Donald Trump."