FAUCI: 'I LOVE PUPPIES AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY. I JUST ENJOY THEM FOR VERY DIFFERENT REASONS'.

Washington, D.C. (Wokeville Gazette) — Over the weekend, troubling news broke about an NIH grant which helped to pay for inhumane and unnecessary testing on beagle puppies. 

The White Coat Waste Project, the nonprofit organization that first pointed out that U.S. taxpayers were being used to fund the controversial Wuhan Institute of Virology, have now turned its sights on Anthony Fauci on another animal-testing-related matter — infecting dozens of beagles with disease-causing parasites to test an experimental drug on them.

White Coat Waste claims that 44 beagle puppies were used in a Tunisia, North Africa, laboratory, and some of the dogs had their vocal cords removed, allegedly so scientists could work without incessant barking.

"Our investigators show that Fauci’s NIH division shipped part of a $375,800 grant to a lab in Tunisia to drug beagles and lock their heads in mesh cages filled with hungry sand flies so that the insects could eat them alive," White Coat Waste told Changing America. "They also locked beagles alone in cages in the desert overnight for nine consecutive nights to use them as bait to attract infectious sand flies."

On Monday, Dr. Fauci made it clear that despite reports that he doesn't care about puppies, he most certainly does.

"Look, I love puppies just as much as the next guy", said Fauci. "I just enjoy them for very different reasons than most people do".

Fauci went on to suggest that his affection for animals may be somewhat unconventional, but it doesn't mean he doesn't care about the animals.

"I don't want all puppies to die", said Fauci. "In fact, I want them to live as long as we need them to, albeit in very inhumane conditions, so we can get the data and get these pharmaceuticals through the rigorous testing that is usually required (outside of pandemic-induced emergency uses scenarios) in order to get them into circulation where the real profit is. I have a very good working relationship with these animals. I keep them placid, with drugs, and alive as long as possible...and in return, they give me the scientific data I need to manufacture and patent new drugs to sell to the American people for enormous profits".

Though many Americans are rightly disturbed by these recent findings, it's fair to suggest that with enough time and effort, the mainstream media should be able to bury and spin this story enough that it will simply go the way of Hunter Biden's laptop story.