F.B.I. SIEZES EVERY SINGLE HARD DRIVE DURING RAID ON GIULIANI, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF HUNTER BIDEN'S.

New York City, NY (Wokeville Gazette) — During a surprise raid on Rudy Giuliani's home and offices, Wednesday, the F.B.I. worked hard to gather as much evidence as they could.

"We had no idea this was coming", said Mr. Giuliani's attorney. "We were helpful and assisted them as much as we could, but every question we asked about the purpose and reason for the raid was met with resistance. We still are unsure what the search was really about."

We reached out to the F.B.I. for clarity on the raid. A representative we spoke with on the condition of anonymity told us that the raid was to try and gather any evidence that would show any illegal activities Mr. Giuliana participated in, while aiding and abetting former President, Donald Trump.

"We haven't found anything yet", said the representative. "But we'll keep looking until we do, and we always do—even if we have to manufacture something ourselves."

Mr. Giuliani was very surprised by the raid on his home and offices.

"I was just about to pour myself my 8am cocktail when my doors were kicked in", said Giuliani. "They busted in and started grabbing all of my electronics. They took TV's cellphones, laptops, and hard drives. They took it all. They flipped my couches, they punched holes in my walls, they cut my mattress, they ransacked my closets, and emptied the contents of every single drawer in my house onto the floor".

However, in the madness and chaos, there was one thing that caused a great deal of confusion to Mr. Giuliani. 

"I looked on my desk and there it was", said Giuliani. "I picked it up and tried to hand it to the F.B.I. agent standing in front of me. He looked at it and then asked me what it was. I told him, it was Hunter Biden's laptop and that he'd find all kinds of evidence of illegal activates, including those involving President Biden.  He just looked at me and said, 'we're not interested in that stuff' and then he turned around and stormed out of the room, knocking a table over on his way out the door".

​At this point, it is still unclear what the F.B.I. was looking for in the raids. However, it seems pretty clear that it's not the contents of Hunter Biden's hard drive.