In a Brave and Selfless Move to Save America, the White House Chooses Inoculation.

Washington, D.C. — In a surprise declaration, the White House announced Monday that what most people viewed as an official introduction of Amy Coney Barrett as President Trump's Supreme Court Nominee, instead turned out to an act of heroism. 

"Looking back at history, one courageous act by George Washington may have won the American Revolution", said White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany. "The bold and risky decision to inoculate the Patriots, likely saved the American Dream from being defeated before it ever became a reality."

McEnany, who also revealed today that she tested positive for COVID-19, was referring to the decision by George Washington to inoculate the American troops against smallpox. This move, while risky, has been seen by history as necessary in saving the majority of the American military. While it is true that nearly 8 percent of those intentionally infected with the disease died, that was a much smaller number than the 20–30 percent mortality rate of the disease. 

"We want Americans to know that we're in this with them", said McEnany. "Many families have been impacted by this disease and recent efforts by many media outlets have run with the narrative that President Trump doesn't care about these families. What better way can we prove to the American people that we feel their pain, than by literally feeling their pain?"

Most of the political analysts we spoke with were equally impressed by the White House's decision to expose themselves to this killer disease. "It's literally an October surprise", said one analyst we spoke with. "The whole narrative, during this global pandemic, has been: Donald Trump only cares about himself. But this doesn't play well anymore. He literally destroyed one of the main talking points of Joe Biden's campaign. What a cunning and ingenious move this was."

Joe Biden was forced to pull many of his negative adds from TV and other platforms after Trump's positive test, last Friday, and what we're beginning to see is the reality of this disease. Though highly contagious, it is also proving to be a lot less deadly than asserted over the past six to eight months. President Trump, along with the large majority of the other officials and politicians who have been exposed to COVID-19 are not only experiencing minimal symptoms from the disease, but are also making fast recovery which seems to do more to prove the President's main talking point that this disease, while deadly to some highly vulnerable people, is largely harmless to most people. This exposes the reality that this disease is being politicized by the left.

"It's amazing to me to see how two similar revolutions are being fought in such a similar fashion", said another political analyst we spoke with. "Freedom and liberty are certainly under attack in American today, and what President Trump did here is nothing less than courageous. The entire foundation of the Biden campaign is literally crumbling as Donald Trump continues to quickly heal and recover from this disease."

"It is our hope that Americans will finally begin to see what President Trump meant when he labeled the COVID-19 pandemic a 'hoax'", said McEnany. "We've never downplayed the reality of the virus itself, but we have certainly called into question the way it is being politicized, exaggerated and misused by the left. President Trump's courage and leadership are now on full display, for all the world to see, and what we are exposing is the reality that the true killer and disease in this pandemic is the manipulation and dishonesty of the democrats."