In Case the Blue WAve Fails to Deliver on It's Promise, D.C. Businesses Prepare for Hurricane No-Biden.

Washington, D.C. -- The storm has been brewing for quite a while. We have seen glimpses of its power, over the summer, in various cities across the nation but today as American's head to the polls to cast their final votes, businesses prepare for the worst.

"The promise has been made", said one local business owner. "We've been told for at least the past six-months that if they don't get what they demand, they will burn it down. We have hope that Joe Biden will win the election, but in the event Donald Trump and the Russians are once again successful, we didn't want to be caught unprepared."

And what are these businesses preparing for exactly? The answer was given to us over and over again. "Hurricane No-Biden", said one business owner we spoke with. If Joe Biden fails to defeat Donald Trump then we all know what's coming. What on earth do you think Joe Biden meant, when he said a Dark Winter is coming? He wasn't referring to the naturally occurring reality of the days getting shorter. He was using his dog whistle to call all of his BLM and Antifa troops to stand back and stand by."

This situation seems to be a win scenario for most corporations. Over the past several years, the expectation of virtue-signaling has forced most businesses to take sides in a fake war that has been deemed the civil-rights battle of our time.  However, even as these corporations hove kowtowed to the demands of their oppressors, the social-justice warriors, it has never offered them any real semblance of peace. While most mops, throughout history, have at least offered their protection—as a return for their extortion—this new social-justice mob only offers businesses the freedom from being canceled in the court of public opinion. However, the corporations still remain public enemy #1, if and when the demands and expectations of the SJWs are not met.

So, while the whole world hopes and prays that the American people do the right thing, and vote Donald Trump out of the White House, many businesses in cities across America are left with no other option than to protect the livelihoods of all their employees and their assets and properties in the event that the American people do the "white thing" and vote Donald Trump back into the White House.