IN ONE FINAL ACT OF 'PATRIOTISM', MAGA DOES IN A FEW HOURS WHAT DEMOCRATS COULDN'T DO IN 4-YEARS.

"We did it! We finally did it!!!", shouted several dozen insurgents who infiltrated the Nation's Capital yesterday.

The nation watched in shock and horror as the Capital Building was under siege; taken over by a number of MAGA supporters who took their fight to the politicians they feel were ignoring them.

"I'm the new speaker of the House", said Richard Barnett as he calmly sat with his feet up on Speaker Pelosi's desk. "This is our house and as these cowardly politicians are in their bunkers downstairs, we're reminding the American people who is really in charge. Trump 2020...wooooo! ha-ha-ha-ha!"

In these disgraceful acts of lawlessness, MAGA 'Patriots' have now accomplished in a few hours what Democrats have been unable to do in 4-years, which is to seal Donald Trump's infamy.

"We owe these MAGA idiots a bit of gratitude", said one person we spoke with from Nancy Pelosi's office. "The Republicans were making a very compelling case today of why there needs to be an investigation into voter fraud on a scale that our country has never seen before. The American people were probably taking them seriously and Ted Cruz even came with an actual plan of how this could be handled, Constitutionally, in 10-days. We were not prepared for their arguments and I might even go so far as saying, they were winning."

That's when MAGA protesters decided to break the law and overtake the Capital building, thus interrupting the debates that were taking place. After peace was restored, and the debates continued, there was a very different tone and energy as politicians on both sides were left to deal with what unfolded before a national audience in Washington, D.C.

"Count me out", said Senator Graham. "I've seen enough and it's time to move on. We need to move forward and ensure the peaceful transfer of power."

Many other Republican elected officials shared this sentiment and it was clear that the conversation had shifted from voter fraud to discussions on how the country moves forward after what was clearly the most disgusting example of lawlessness and anti-democratic demonstrations our country has ever seen. 

"Well, it didn't come as we planned but we can now rest assured that Donald Trump will live in infamy in American History for the rest of time", said Pelosi's representative. "MAGA has been shown for what it is and we now have all the video evidence we need to do whatever it takes, legally or not, to ensure something like Donald Trump can never happen again in America."