IN ORDER TO COMPLY WITH POLICIES ON MISINFORMATION, CANADA'S PRIME MINISTER IS FORCED TO CHANGE HIS NAME.

Ottawa, Canada (Wokeville Gazette) — For the past several years, Canada has been cracking down hard on misinformation. However, the strict policies and regulations have caught an unexpected culprit in their crosshairs; namely, Canada's Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau.

​Today, the Parliament of Canada, made it clear that they are holding Prime Minister Trudeau accountable to his own policies on misinformation. Therefore, Trudeau had to make a choice. He would either need to start telling the truth or change his surname to Notrudeau, to better reflect a more honest description of himself.

"We find it very crucial, in these times of dangerous disinformation, to ensure that all Canadians are held to the same standards", said one member of Canada's Parliament. "Prime Minister or pleb, the expectation is the same. If you spread misinformation, you will be labeled a liar. We make no exceptions, even for exceptional people".

The catalyst to this decision was a Tweet that Prime Minister Notrudeau sent out on Tuesday, in the wake of a Freedom Convoy which has been holding strong in Ottawa since Sunday. Rather than acting like a man, and facing the Freedom Convoy to listen to them, the Prime Minister faked his own COVID infection and ran for an undisclosed safehouse somewhere in the city. Then, from a safe distance away, he took to Twitter to make the following statement:

Today in the House, Members of Parliament unanimously condemned the antisemitism, Islamophobia, anti-Black racism, homophobia, and transphobia that we’ve seen on display in Ottawa over the past number of days. Together, let’s keep working to make Canada more inclusive.

— Justin Trudeau (@JustinTrudeau) February 1, 2022

Not only was the Tweet a dismissal of the Canadians who are trying to have their voices heard, but it was also based in complete and utter dishonesty. The brave Canadians, who are a part of the Freedom Convoy, are not antisemitists, Islamophobic, anti-Black, homophobic, transphobic or otherwise. They are simply kind-hearted, well-intentioned, freedom loving Canadians who have had enough of their governments annexation of power.

We spoke with one of the protesters for his reaction to the news.

"Well, we were certainly sad to hear about the defamatory language that the Prime Minister chose to use to describe us to the Canadian people and the world", said Benjamin Dichter the convoy spokesperson. "As an avid supporter of freedom of speech, I certainly respect the Prime Minister's freedom to say whatever he pleases. However, as a proponent of government accountability, I do appreciate that Parliament is holding all Canadians to the same standards".

We tried to reach out to Prime Minister Notrudeau, but due to the fact that he is cowardly hiding out in his undisclosed bunker, with his pretend COVID, we were unable to reach him for comment.