IN WHAT MIGHT BE THE FINAL BLOW TO TRUMP'S REELECTION EFFORTS, THE SWAMP JUST ENDORSED JOE BIDEN.9/28/2020 Washington, D.C. — Talk about a bad day. Donald Trump likely woke up this morning to news of his income tax report hitting the New York Times and the reality that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson publicly endorsed Joe Biden for President. However, nobody could have predicted what was coming next.
While news outlets were already working diligently, today, to maximize the fallout and collateral damage to President Trump's reelection bid, in order to set the stage for tomorrow's Presidential debate, a new story hit the press and it just might be the final blow to the Presidents campaign. "We've had to deal with a lot over these past four years", said one spokesperson for the campaign. "Election collusion. Sexual misconnect allegations. Hush money payments. Quid pro quo assertions. Impeachment. Racism, sexism, and xenophobia...and not to mention the global pandemic and national unrest in the streets. These were all difficult obstacles in President Trump's four years in office. They took some serious energy and effort to address as we talked through strategies and plans for how we would move the our initiatives forward while so many folks are working around the clock to derail the Trump Train. But none of predicted this, and I'm just not sure we'll be able to bounce back from this one." And what was the campaign referring to? Well, just today as the White House was focusing their efforts on spinning the President's income tax dilemma, "The Swamp" came out to publicly endorse Joe Biden for President. "It's not that we expected this endorsement ourselves. I mean President Trump did run on an open and direct agenda to 'drain the swamp'", said his campaign representative. "It's really just bad timing. Too much bad news hitting at the same time becomes a nightmare to handle. Donald Trump is no armature, when it comes to controversy, but trying to manage so many attacks at the same time becomes very problematic. Especially since President Trump only has one Twitter account and only so much time to spend in the bathroom, tweeting, on any given day." All is fair in love and politics, but to some this just might be more than even Donald Trump can handle. As good as he is at shifting focus and blaming others, this latest batch of bad news might be the final blow to an already shaky and staggering campaign. |