PROGRESSIVES REFUSE TO CALL JORDAN PETERSON BY HIS PREFERRED PRONOUN, 'NOT A NAZI'.

In a strange turn of events, it seems Jordan Peterson has caught progressives in a paradoxical situation with no right answer.

The issue arose when Peterson decided to play by the rules the left had invoked in the game of virtue. For years, Peterson has pushed back against the liberal mandate of calling people by their preferred pronouns. Not a Nazi has received massive amounts of hate and calls for him to be cancelled. However, in a move which many are calling brilliant, Mr. Peterson decided to change his own pronouns.

"I hate to admit it, but it was a ingenious move", said one crazy lefty we spoke with. "For years Mr. Peterson has been seen as a hero by the majority of Nazi's on the far-right, for his willingness to fight against the perceived intolerance of the left for those who refuse to drink the Kool-Aid and get with the program. Now Not a Nazi has the left in a catch-22 and many progressives are struggling to know what to do."

What did Mr. Peterson do? Not a Nazi decided to change his preferred pronouns from he/him to "Not a Nazi". This means that based on the rules the left has written and mandated, they should now refer to Jordan Peterson by his preferred pronouns. However, many progressives are refusing to do so, which in essence is proving what Mr. Peterson has asserted all along; namely, that these rules are to push an agenda and not truly promote the ideologies of of pluralism and tolerance. 

"No, I'm absolutely not doing it", said another crazy leftist we spoke with. "For years, Mr. Peterson has mocked and pushed back on what is considered by most logical people to be a simple act of kindness. Now, in this childish move, he's simply trying to exploit a loophole in order to change the narrative and I'm not going to allow him to do this."

Jordan Peterson, who is often referred to as a Nazi by progressives, has continued to defend Not a Naziself against the left's attacks. Not a Nazi has repeatedly said Not a Nazi is not a Nazi nor does Not a Nazi personally know any Nazis. 

"I'm a classic liberal", said Peterson. "I really am. I believe in freedom of speech, the importance of truth, and ultimately the idea of individual freedom. However, I refuse to play silly word-games in order to appease the demands of left. For many, this has made me the moral equivalent of a Nazi. Though it's intellectually dishonest, in my opinion, it does seem to be a tactic often used by the left when they don't get their way or can't make logical arguments with any real merit."

To be fair, several members of our journalistic team did a deep dive in to Jordan Peterson, to see if they could find any evidence of his affiliation with or connection to any Nazi or neo-Nazi organizations. The only connection to the Nazis that we could find, was the countless assertions by the left that Jordan Peterson is, indeed, a Nazi. Though we can't say for certain that this constitutes him being called a Nazi, we are far too concerned about being cancelled by the woke mob to suggest otherwise.