'MY HANDS WERE TIED', SAYS THE SAME GUY WHO THWARTED TRUMP'S ENTIRE AGENDA VIA EXECUTIVE ORDERS.

Kabul, Afghanistan (Wokeville Gazette) — ​If the world walks away with one message, regarding Afghanistan, President Biden wants to make sure it's this: 'Our hands were tied'. 

Facing the shouts of reporter's questions as he stepped off Marine One after returning from his holiday at Camp David over the weekend, President Biden seemed confused.

"What did they just say", Biden asked Vice President Harris as he was quickly ushered by his handlers to the White House. "Did they say Kabul fell to the Taliban? I thought you said that could never happen."

Reporters continued to pepper the President with questions. Eventually a spokesperson for the Biden White House returned to the crowd of journalists to try and offer some sort of official response.

"Look, we understand that this is a mess", said Biden's spokesperson. "But what we need Americans, and the world to understand, is that our hands were tied. There was literally nothing we could do."

Pressed by Fake News reporter Pete Doocy (Fox News Channel) to clarify what she was saying, the President's spokesperson expanded on her original statement.

"The former Commander in Chief, or should I say Pretender and Thief, laid the foundation for this epic failure. Against the better judgment and recommendations of General Mattis, Dictator Trump met with the Taliban to negotiate the conditions of a peace agreement and cease fire. He gave legitimacy to the Taliban and set in motion the fall of freedom and democracy in Afghanistan. Also, I would note that at the time, just for context, the former president was also suggesting people inject versions of poison into their veins to cure COVID."

Doocy then asked why nothing could be done, especially from the same President who spent his first 100 days signing over (60) executive orders to thwart the entire agenda of the Trump Administration. 

"We inherited an epic mess", said Biden's spokesperson. "There were so many catastrophic political disasters that we walked into, it was impossible to fix them all. Though President Biden has worked very hard to undo the political failures of his predecessor, it shouldn't be a surprise to anyone that some things would fall through the cracks. But we want to be crystal clear here. Though this will go down in history as one of the biggest failures in American history, President Biden wants the world to know it certainly wasn't his fault".

As the Afghan people plead for their lives and even make attempts to jump on moving Air Force airplanes as they evacuate the country, it's unclear how this will all play out in the long run. Will the Taliban bring in Sharia Law or will liberty and democracy prevail? Though some questions remain, one question that has a solid answer is this: America lost the War on Terrorism because of Donald Trump. ​