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Discernment Dies in Hysteria

New Evidence Shows How 100% of The Mail-In Ballots Go To Biden.

11/5/2020

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Philadelphia, PA — We recently obtained a copy of the 2020 mail-in ballot from Philadelphia County Board of Elections. In what appears to be an accidental misprint, Donald Trump's name does not appear on the ballot, while Joe Biden's name and political party show up twice.

"It's unfortunate, but there isn't much that can be done at this point in time", said Cindy Anderson-Baker, a representative we spoke with from the Philadelphia County Board of Elections. "We missed this in our final review before printing and mailing the ballots out. We acknowledge the issues this could have caused some Trump supporters, but we have no evidence that anyone in this county was planning to vote for Donald Trump anyway."

When asked how this kind of mistake could be made, Anderson-Baker said, "Well, we really don't know. We're just glad the mistake favored Joe Biden and not Donald Trump. That could have been really bad for America."

This is just one of the many issues that have come to the light over the past several days as Republicans make efforts to stop counting votes until they are awarded equal access to the polling stations where counting is currently taking place. "This is unacceptable", said one of Trump's legal team members. "American's can't trust the validity of a free and fair election, when something like this has taken place. We are doing everything in our power to shed light on these darkroom tactics, to ensure that any shenanigans are called out and investigated."

While this will likely lead to litigation and court dates, what we want to stress here is that at this point all of the Trump team's accusations are unsubstantiated. While the misprint on the ballot appears to be problematic, it also likely to be statistically insignificant. And to be fair, if it helps America move on and heal from the damage Donald Trump has done over the past four years, then the end will justify the means.
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