PUTTING THE SOCIAL(DISTANCING) BACK IN SOCIALISM.

Just in time for the holidays, family game maker Cardinal releases a new version of the game "Simon Says". The new game, titled Stalin Says, promises to be a fun-filled action game for all ages.

A play on the original version of the game, this COVID-19 Limited Edition game is packed with months and months of Government mandated lockdown fun. Players are incentivized to blindly lay down their liberties, in order to make it safely to the finish line. Each player is given various missions to accomplish, such as spying on your neighbors and notifying the gulag to have them hauled away to reeducation and forced-labor camps.

Just like the game, Simon Says, players are required to do what Stalin says, without questioning his demands, but be careful not to do anything that Stalin didn't say or you might find yourself on the wrong end of a firing squad.

This game is perfect for the endless government lockdowns and restrictions on Constitutionally protected liberties. It is also guaranteed to help families enjoy their time while social-distancing and learn the responsibilities that come along with being an American citizens under the increasingly repressive and marxist leadership.

This game can be found online, wherever games are sold. It comes with a free whistle (for signaling the secret police) as well as a hammer and sickle flag, so your neighbors will know your family is enjoying some fun!