SENATE DEMOCRATS UNVEIL A PLAN TO TAX ANYONE WITH MORE MONEY THAN THEY HAVE.

Washington, D.C. (Wokeville Gazette) — In order to fund President Biden's social spending plan, democrats have come together to proposed a tax on anyone who is richer than they are.

"It's time for these people to pay their fair share", said Senator Warren—who is 1/1024th Cherokee. "And by 'these people', I'm clearly referring to anyone in the United States who has more wealth than we do".

Democrats say the billionaire tax alone could raise hundreds of billions of dollars to help offset the cost of Biden's final bill, which could end up around $1.5 trillion. It is part of a broader tax framework that also includes a new minimum tax on large corporations.

Senate Finance Committee Chair Ron Wyden, D-Ore., called the proposal a way to consistently tax billionaires who typically avoid paying annual income taxes.


The plan comes as lawmakers are scrambling to finalize the legislation this week. Biden and top congressional Democrats say they need to reach a deal on a framework and also move forward on a stalled $1 trillion bipartisan infrastructure bill.

"What a beautiful idea", said Senator Ron Wyden, (D-Ore). "I'm honestly surprised we didn't think of this before. As the nation continues to deal with the oppression of systemic racism and imbalanced social systems oppression, it's only fair that we try to make things as equitable as we can. Therefore, the idea here is to tax any citizens who are better off than we are".

When pressed on the reality that many Americans consider the ruling class—in the Nation's capital—to be part of the problem with equity, Wyden replied,

"Well, I can certainly understand that perspective. It's halfwitted, ignorant, and ridiculous but I understand it. What democrats want people to realize is this is the kind of diversion that has allowed billionaires to continue dodge paying their fair share. They convince the majority of Americans to look at politicians and their ability to not only make the laws, but also make millions upon millions of dollars while serving Americans as public servants, and then suggest we are the problem. Our plan, to tax those who have more money than us, is to distract Americans, by getting them to focus on the real enemy of the American people; namely, the top one-percent.