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Discernment Dies in Hysteria

Technical Difficulties Lead to Another Confusing Interview with Vice President Joe Biden.

9/21/2020

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Wilmington, DE -- Due to recent slipping poll numbers, with undecided female voters in some national Polls, Presidential candidate Joe Biden, joined Morning Joe to try and reach out directly to undecided voters. As Biden struggled with some of his answers and tried to scramble together a few congruent and cognitive thoughts, it was clear that he wasn't making much sense. One of his campaign aides quickly jumped in to save him, by suggesting he had another commitment and needed to end the interview.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I just...[unintelligible]...we just...I guess we have to go? I apologize, I was just informed that we need Grape Nuts and have another obligation of a sort of commitment," said Biden. When asked to bring some closure to their somewhat confusing conversation about women voters specifically, Biden replied, "Look, if you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or for Trump, then you ain't a woman."

Biden's campaign advisor then stepped in to kindly, although abruptly, end the interview before MSNBC quickly cut to an unexpected commercial break. When they returned from the break, the Morning Joe crew made efforts to take full responsibility for the mysterious and confusing interview.

"We apologize to our viewers. Vice President Biden wasn't feeling well this morning, but he wanted to honor his commitment to us to do the interview. That, coupled with some significant technical difficulties which were no fault of Vice President Biden's, further complicated today's interview. We take full responsibility for everything and will be scheduling another interview with the Biden campaign in the coming days."

TIMOTHY ANDERSON-HOLMES

Washington, D.C - Politics & Policy

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