Today, All Across The Nation, Americans Endure Long Lines in Order to Get The Latest Model of Coronavirus.

At on polling location, in Pennsylvania, a handful of diehard COVID fans started waiting in line to get their hands on the latest model of the novel coronavirus. As of 6 a.m. Tuesday, roughly 100 customers were waiting for the doors to open. The number started rising as the polling location opened its doors.

Throughout the summer, In the midst of a global pandemic and the sensationalization by the mainstream media around the pending apocalypse, the hype began to build for the newest model of the coronavirus (COVID-2020). The features of this newest strain of COVID will include enhanced loss of taste, more severe headaches, and better security; which will allow the disease to mutate in the body of asymptomatic people and spread more rapidly and quickly than earlier models.

"We haven't seen anything like this since the Apple iPhone 11", said one polling official we spoke with. "In years past, we've seen a consistent amount of apathy from voters when it came to engaging in this civic responsibility. However, with the latest model of COVID hitting the streets, the excitement around this election really began to grow."

In spite of the efforts being made at polling places across the nation—including posting signs about social distancing and staying 6-feet apart and requiring all voters to wear masks—it's clear that voters are still lining up in the same manner they always have.

"It's clear to us that people are coming here with one intention", said another voting official we spoke with. "They want COVID-2020. There's really no other explanation for this kind of excitement and these kind of lines. Shared voting stations, shared clipboards, people ignoring social distancing guidelines. I never imagined that we'd be talking about voting facilities being the super-spreaders that they are, but we can't ignore the optics of what we're seeing here."

Not wanting to be left out, some anti-vaxxers are taking advantage of this opportunity and setting up kiosks where parents can bring their children to these facilities to handle the pens and other accessories prior to them being sanitized by the voting officials.

"Just because our children are not old enough to vote, doesn't mean they shouldn't have equal access to COVID-2020", said one concerned mother who we spoke with. "My children deserve every chance possible to achieve herd immunity as well as the latest and greatest strain of coronavirus."

The verdict is still out on whether the newest model of coronavirus is really better than the previous model, but what we can tell by looking at the lines at most polling places today is that the hype is very, very real.