FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY, TWO PUPPETS HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH EACH OTHER ON TWITTER.11/8/2021 
Scientists and researchers across the globe are celebrating the first interaction of two puppets, without any human intervention.
"These are the history-changing moments, which can't be over-exaggerated", said Dr. Broderick Rogers. "Like landing on the moon or the invention of the Internet, this conversation between two puppets—without any human interaction—is simply amazing". What Dr. Rogers is referring to is the online exchange, between Big Bird and President Biden. This conversation was sparked after Big Bird (and Granny Bird) made an appearance on CNN to talk with America's Doctor, Dr. Gupta (who previously appeared on the Joe Rogan Podcast to defend CNN's false and intentionally misleading accusations of Joe taking horse dewormer. Big Bird tweeted, 
This was the first exchange in history, between two fully autonomous puppets, and it did not disappoint.
"We landed a rover on Mars and defeated the axis of evil during WWII, but what we experienced today is simply beyond words", said one of President Biden's former puppet masters. "To have the privilege of being a witness to this great feat is truly humbling and I don't even have words to express my genuine excitement. And to see that the exchange between these two fully autonomous puppets, was a conversation about the importance of COVID vaccinations was so extraordinary, because had either of these puppets been controlled by humans they likely would have had a very similar exchange". Not everyone was impressed by this feat. Several alt-right and likely-fascists weighed in with their disappointment and disapproval. One of those people was Senator Ted Cruz, who is not only a science denier, but also a known Internet troll.
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