ANTI-MANDATE PROMOTERS GET CREATIVE IN AN EFFORT TO GAIN FEMINIST'S SUPPORT.

Washington, DC (Wokeville Gazette) — In order to expand support for their anti-mandate efforts, COVID vaccine resisters developed a cunning new campaign to gain the support from an unlikely partner; namely, feminists.

"No Man Dates", read one sign at this past weekend's march against vaccine mandates.

"We were losing the battle because people were too ignorant to see tyranny when they weren't effected by it directly", mansplained Tim Tapper. "As long as they agreed with the end result, they simply accepted the loss of freedom. We had to shift gears and attempt to beat the Biden White House at it's own game. Which is playing loose with the truth. So, we decided to get creative in order to advance our cause". 

And that's exactly what they did. These brave men found the most naïve and easy to manipulate group of people they could find, and reshaped the narrative to gain both their anger and support. 

"I remember a story my grandpa used to tell me", said Tapper. "About a time when America's brave and patriarchal forefathers fought against women's right to vote, knowing that many women vote with their hearts and not heads or convictions. So, a courageous group of men convinced impressionable, gullible, and angry women that suffrage was simply another effort, by men, to suppress them and keep them down. It wasn't exactly the truth, but it also wasn't explicitly a lie either".

It's true that during the early 1900's, when women were fighting for their right to vote,  men were equally zealous in their efforts to prevent it. Women were given the right to vote in 1920. Which eventually led to women voting for guys like John F. Kennedy, simply because he looked better on TV. Over the past 11 decades, women have become an easy target for political manipulation.

And that's precisely where they find themselves again. On one hand, the government has been using fear to help sell mask mandates, content censoring, and economic shutdowns. Biden's White House has doubled down on this tyranny, promoting vaccine mandates as the only way to beat COVID.

"We saw what Führer Fauci and Big Brother Biden were attempting to do and we really had no other option", said Tapper. "So, we decided to use women's anger and hatred of men to our advantage".

That's when they came up with the brilliant idea to making mandates about men. Men forcing women to do things with their body. And just like suffrage, a word which isn't always understood, mandate has a connotation that leaves many women feeling oppressed and maltreated; as women have a history of being forced to date men.

"We broke down the glass ceiling decades ago", said Coleen Anderson-Holzemer a protester we spoke with this weekend. "Women no longer need men and we certainly don't need man dates to make us happy or healthy".

"I've never dated a man and I certainly don't intend to start now", said Gloria Steinem. "I'm perfectly content dating women and other non-binary beings who don't identify as men. A woman needs a man date like a fish needs a bicycle".

Though Tapper and his group is unsure how long it will be before these rabid and extremist nut-jobs wise up to the reality of being hoodwinked, for now they are completely happy with the support they are receiving from these militant feminists.

"We'll take the help as long as we can", said Tapper. "I'm not sure what I personally enjoy more, tricking these angry and ignorant women into fighting for our cause or watching their wrath when intelligent people try to have logical conversations with them and convince them that vaccine mandates aren't really about dating men. It's all quite entertaining".