VIRTUOUS GA VOTER PUSHES BACK ON THE WOKE LEFT, BY MOVING HIS COKE TO THE TOILET.

Atlanta, GA (Wokeville Gazette) — In a bold move showing his own virtue a GA voter, who supports the efforts by his state to ensure free and fair elections, has moved his Coca-Cola from his refrigerator to the toilet.

"I fundamentally supports voting rights for all Americans", said Timothy Brown. "I also oppose restrictions to the ballot box. But I'm also a fan of free and fair elections, and what Coca-Cola is missing in their effort to virtue signal, is the truth."

Coca-Cola joined other prominent, Atlanta-based, corporations to push a narrative that was started by President Biden, who opposes the recent legislation in GA. That narrative was to paint GA's new voting measures as a means by which to suppress the vote of minorities, thus making it difficult for Democrats to steal another election.

"I love Coke", said Brown. "I've been drinking Coke my whole life. Instead of breastfeeding, my mom used to put Coke in my bottle. It's safe to say I have been a lifelong Coke drinker. But I also love freedom and I simply won't stand for another election like we saw this past November."

Brown was referring to changes in election processes, which bypassed the state's constitution and opened up the possibility for election fraud on a scale never seen before. The new bill, which was signed into law by the Governor last week, sought to close the gaps on some of the issues which stemmed from rapid and untested changes to voting processes, as well as ensuring that those measures which were effective and secure (like secure ballot boxes) remained available for elections beyond the pandemic.

"These corporations are trying to strongarm our elected officials into tucking their tails and relenting", said Brown. "The issue is, they aren't telling the truth. They won't tell us which decisions they take exception to, but instead paint this as yet another move to marginalize those who are already marginalized. However, when invited to the table, these same corporations refuse open and honest conversations. They'd rather use their time and resources to make lucrative business deals with authoritarian and tyrannical governments, like China, then have an honest discussion with freedom-loving Americans."

Brown then went to his fridge, pulled out an ice-cold Pepsi, and slammed it down. Like a boss.