WHITE HOUSE SENDS A MESSAGE OF JOY AND PEACE, TELLING UNVACCINATED AMERICANS, 'YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE'.

Washington, D.C. (Wokeville Gazette) — Taking full advantage of the season of joy and peace, the White House sent a clear and hopeful message to vaccinated Americans: "You've done the right thing and we will get through this". 

However, for unvaccinated Americans—namely those selfish individuals who are still hellbent on killing their grandmas, rejecting science, and aiding and abetting a global pandemic which is responsible for killing more Americans than the civil war—the White House had a much different message.

"For the unvaccinated, because of you we are looking at a winter of severe illness and death. If you're still alive, you won't be for long, and even if you find a way to avoid death, you should be ashamed of yourself". 

These words mark the start of a week, which has historically been set aside to celebrate the Winter Holiday; formally and unfavorably known as Christmas. This holiday, has previously brought out the best in people as they have strived to live up to the reason for the season. No, not Jesus, but rather peace on earth and good will towards the vaccinated.

We reached out to the Biden White House in order to get a better understanding of what their efforts are here and how this lines up with their campaign promise to unify a country that was divided under the reign of terror during the four years of President Trump.

"Look, our message has been clear all along", said Tim Duxbury a spokesperson for the White House. "It's time to Build Back Better. And while we certainly want to have everyone on board for this initiative, we can no longer look beyond the reality that some people simply want to see America burn. President Biden is done asking Americans to do the right thing. The science is settled. There is only one way to love your neighbor and bring peace on earth and good will to men, women, non-binary individuals, transsexuals, pansexuals, furries, flurbies, benie-babies, nanobots, autobots, decepticons (and any other people or non-people groups which have fall into protected classes in our great and yet systemically racist country). The pathway forward is for for everyone to lay down their individual liberties and embrace the collective-liberties which are being generiously provided—equally and free of charge—by the American government; in the form of vaccinations and endless follow-up booster shots. If someone chooses to reject these things, they are not only racist and sexist but are also making a conscience decision to kill people. And we are no longer willing to play word games. These people are evil and they must be humiliated into submission or destroyed".  

When asked whether there was any other message the White House would like to put out this week, Mr. Duxbury replied, "We certainly want to wish everyone a safe, healthy, and anti-racist Winter Holiday Eve and a Merry Winter Holiday...as-well-as a Happy New Year; unless you're unvaccinated, of course, in which case we hope you die a slow and painful death, and burn in hell for all eternity".