WOMAN SUPER EXCITED, AS LOSER BOYFRIEND PROMISES TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH HER, NEXT YEAR.

Eugene, Oregon (Wokeville Gazette) — Jessica Owens is beyond elated as her live-in boyfriend of 8 years has finally promised to spend more time with her than he does his video games; starting next year.

"You have no idea how excited I am right now. Like, seriously", said Owens. "I've been with my boyfriend for like, 8 years, and he always tells me that he loves me more than video games but he's finally putting words behind his words".

We asked T.J. Tucker, Jessica's boyfriend, what finally brought him to a place where he was ready to make such a huge commitment.

"I don't know man. I was talking to some of my gamer friends and they were just reminding me of how sweet of a setup I have here", said Tucker. "I mean, Jessica is a good girl and she works hard every day to pay for our pad and our food and my energy drinks and stuff. I mean I don't want to lose all of this. It's a perfect setup. She totally loves me and provides everything I need. Plus, she has a stellar body, man. I mean look at her. And I'm sure if she ever left me, she'd be able to find another dude in no time. And I don't think I could live with myself, knowing some other dude was living with a perfect setup like I got here".

A bit confused on goal, behind his New Year's resolution, we pressed T.J.  to try and understand his motivation a bit more.

"Yeah, I mean I'm still gonna game and stuff. But I need to find that balance that's going to keep my bros happy and my girl happy", said T.J. "It's not easy either. I've been working seriously hard on World of Warcraft for over 20 years and my guild depends on me, man. So, like I know Jessica wants more of my time, but I just hope she understands how much I'm sacrificing in order to give that to her".

We talked to Jessica about her hopes for the new year as well.

"I'm not looking for him to like never play video games again. I know that's an unreasonable expectation", said Jessica. "I guess what I'm hoping for is for him to show me that I mean more to him than his fantasy world. I don't think that's too much to ask and I think that would go a long way to help us take our relationship to the next level".

We asked Jessica what the next level is in her mind.

"I don't know. I mean I want children. I want to eventually get married. I really like T.J. and think he would make a great father. He's fun. He's...he's...he's...umm, well he's fun. That's for sure".

We asked T.J. if he's ever made a resolution like this before and unsurprisingly this is not his first time making a promise like this to Jessica.

"Dude, I make this same commitment every year", said T.J. "Do I think it will be different this time? Not really, but as long as Jessica believes in me, I suppose there's a chance. I mean I'm going to binge-game for the next few days until I'm so tired I can't stay awake. Then I'll go to sleep for two days and start the New Year off right. I think if I plan things well enough, I probably won't even feel like gaming again until January 3rd or 4th, which means I've already given up games for like three or four days. Hopefully that will go a long way to showing Jessica how much she means to me".

​Though we can't say we are fully convinced by T.J.'s dedication to his resolution, we are hopeful that he can finally find a way to show Jessica just how important she is to him and his ability to continue in his lazy and fruitless lifestyle while she assumes the role of provider, primary bread-winner, and essentially the only adult in the relationship. Good luck to you T.J. we're all pulling for you.